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Posted on 14/10/07 3:27:26 PM |
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katew
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The problem facing us Photoshoppers ...
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Posted on 14/10/07 5:28:28 PM |
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GKB
Magical Montagist Posts: 4033 Reply  |
Re: The problem facing us Photoshoppers ...
TWO PIXELS??!! Eeehhh - LUXURY! In my day we were lucky to have NO pixels at all! T’art director would drag us out of t’ bed wi t’ lasso tool at three o’clock in t’ morning, half an hour before we went to bed, and send us off on a 300 mile walk over t’ Gobi desert to t’ Graphic Artist’s dump for old images where we had to salvage just one pixel wi oor magic wand. We would then walk back 300 miles under t’ blazing sun wi t’ ground all covered in 10 foot deep Photoshopped snow made wi t’ bloomin Channel Mixer, holding that one pixel in us frozen ’ands. We would then ’ave to make a Hi Resolution image of t’ Arc de bloomin’ Triomphe from just that one pixel. And if we didn’t t’ Art Director would beat us wi t’ pen tool till we was R:0, G:0, B:0 and R:10, G:14, B:189. You tell that to today’s young uns and they won’t believe ye! Aye, them were t’ days. To be read with a Yorkshire accent, of course. Apologies to non-Monty Python fans amongst us. |
Posted on 14/10/07 6:22:22 PM |
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katew
Virtual Virtuoso Posts: 681 Reply |
Re: The problem facing us Photoshoppers ...
Eeh, Gordon, that made me laugh out loud!!  |
Posted on 15/10/07 4:37:24 PM |
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Steve Caplin
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Re: The problem facing us Photoshoppers ...
One of my very favourite cartoons! Good to see it again! |