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Posted on 15/12/08 02:27:13 AM
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Posted on 15/12/08 8:46:33 PM
Ben Mills
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Re: Help me Please sir. i want to dircut the tree
Wayne wrote:
Is this a wind-up?


This guy writes fairly good English in the forums on the invision-graphics.com website, although he does try it on in other places.
Google search for m16team47 for a list.

Posted on 15/12/08 9:54:51 PM
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This is one of his answers in invision-graphics:

"I recently learned that for better graphics the quad will work, and you may want to get a better graphics card if you haven't already.I have a dual core and when I use photoshop or illustrator, I often get a message "can't perform function, not enough memory" -- when it's the processor and the lack of a graphics card."

So his English is fine.

He's just taking the pith.

As Ben Mills says, he seems to try this on quite a few forums. We know his handle now, and if he gets a kick out of this sort of thing, then let's keep him happy and reply to him in a similar vein.

Posted on 16/12/08 10:48:28 AM
Wayne
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Nice detective work Ben and Ocker!

Incidentally, m16team47, if you want to get away with this in future, you need to be a bit more subtle. Even the Roswell aliens knew how to spell VIDEO!

Posted on 16/12/08 12:52:53 PM
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Re: Help me Please sir. i want to dircut the tree
But what I don't understand is, why is he doing this? What does he get out of it? And why has he sent a series of images of turtles eating peanuts???

Posted on 16/12/08 1:03:32 PM
tooquilos
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Re: Help me Please sir. i want to dircut the tree
Steve Caplin wrote:
But what I don't understand is, why is he doing this? What does he get out of it? And why has he sent a series of images of turtles eating peanuts???


Lack of effective medication!!!!

Posted on 16/12/08 3:39:29 PM
Nick Curtain
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Re: Help me Please sir. i want to dircut the tree
Steve Caplin wrote:
But what I don't understand is, why is he doing this? What does he get out of it? And why has he sent a series of images of turtles eating peanuts???


Not sure Steve. Anna has a point though. Why not just delete his profile and have done with it?

Posted on 16/12/08 6:31:13 PM
Steve Caplin
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Nick Curtain wrote:

Why not just delete his profile and have done with it?


Because I'm not 100% convinced this is a wind-up. I can't see the point. He may genuinely need help.

Posted on 16/12/08 6:43:34 PM
Eggbox
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Oh I'm sure he genuinely needs help but I'm not convinced HTCIP is the cure.


Posted on 16/12/08 6:51:15 PM
Wayne
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Nice one Ted!

Posted on 16/12/08 7:40:19 PM
Deborah Morley
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Re: Help me Please sir. i want to dircut the tree
Ted great comment, gave me my good laugh of the day.

No, this is a wind-up. The 'bloke' is american and seems to be on a website called invasiongraphics.com rather a lot, speaking american. I presume he is doing it because he can, just like someone embezelling £33 billion or spiking someone's drink. Nice world.

Posted on 16/12/08 9:44:34 PM
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I think the person on the invision site is someone different. Almost all the other results are Thai, there's even one with the same avatar as he has here.

I'm guessing everything he posts here is via a translation site which means that everything he reads is also. The eastern languages don't translate particularly well so he may have the wrong idea about the forum.



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Posted on 17/12/08 00:30:27 AM
tooquilos
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David, I think you are right. I did a quick search on Google also and have come to the same conclusion. I think by showing us the various photos of Thailand, he was showing us his country. Babel fish may have let us down on this one.

Posted on 18/12/08 00:47:20 AM
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Re: Help me Please sir. i want to dircut the tree
Ocker wrote:
This is one of his answers in invision-graphics:

"I recently learned that for better graphics the quad will work, and you may want to get a better graphics card if you haven't already.I have a dual core and when I use photoshop or illustrator, I often get a message "can't perform function, not enough memory" -- when it's the processor and the lack of a graphics card."

So his English is fine.

He's just taking the pith.

As Ben Mills says, he seems to try this on quite a few forums. We know his handle now, and if he gets a kick out of this sort of thing, then let's keep him happy and reply to him in a similar vein.


i am sorry all people.
i just post image for invite you go to thailand.
i am not to intend. Post this image
i am not to intend unnerve.

Mr.oker .
i don't know my name show in invision site.
i wish tell you. i don't know english.
I don't know to speak with you.and i understand a little bit english language true

I just want use the photoshop programe.
be cause thailand book. bad teacher. until i found. the how to cheat in photoshop.

i work about construction design and autocad program and 3dsmax program. but it long time to render. i bay the book. and i found mr.steve in his book. and i wish to meet him.

it's bad this pictures
i want to train photoshop program.

i am sorry. for may post.
i am sorry. for all people.
i just want for help. i not want another.


this my site. www.thaidrawing.com


Posted on 18/12/08 01:00:28 AM
tooquilos
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Re: Help me Please sir. i want to dircut the tree
Hi M16,

Im very sorry we misunderstood each other. Sometimes these things happen when different cultures come together, our languages are different and we dont understand.

What ever help we can give you, please let us know.

Anna

Posted on 18/12/08 10:29:49 AM
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